Hey Kids! HONK! HONK!
I'm Wacky the Logic Clown and I like to laugh! Don't you? Florence and David don't tell enough jokes and riddles on the radio show!
Ha! We'll show them!
Sara from Canton says:
Q: "What goes up but doesn't come down?"
A: "Your age!!!!!!"

Aiden from Evanston says:
Q: "What's worse than a worm in an apple?"
A: "Half a worm in an apple!!!!!!"

Coby from Brooklyn says:
Q: "What did one pickle say to the next when they got married?"
A: "Dilly beloved!!!!!!"

Gerson from Olympic says:
Q: "What do you get when you cross a bird, a car, and a pet?"
A: "A flying car pet!!!!!!"

Kali from Torrance says:
Q: "Why are fish so smart?"
A: "Because they travel in schools!!!!!!"

Dian, Sara, and Rosa from Canton says:
Q: "Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?"
A: "To see time fly!!!!!!"

Mandy from Hamilton says:
Q: "What did the detective say when he packed his suitcase?"
A: "Case closed!!!!!!"

Chelsea from Little Neck says:
Q: "What do you get when you cross a giant and a skunk?"
A: "A BIG stink!!!!!!"

Arzina from Muslim School says:
Q: "What did the mummy say when it was crying?"
A: "I want my mummy!!!!!!"

Zach from Brookside says:
Q: "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?"
A: "A dino-snore!!!!!!"

Ishil from Ottowa says:
Q: "Why does Ruldolph have a red nose?"
A: "He held his breath too long!!!!!!"

Kate from White Rock says:
Q: "Why is an apple red?"
A: "It held it's breath too long!!!!!!"

Taisha from NYC says:
Q: "Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?"
A: "Because she ran away from the ball!!!!!!"

Louis from Wigen says:
Q: "Why did the chewing gum cross the road?"
A: "It was stuck to the shoe!!!!!!"

Gage from Owen Sound says:
Q: "What do you call lots of dogs in a parking lot?"
A: "A barking lot!!!!!!"

Johanna from P.S. 60 says:
Q: "Why did the girl throw a clock out the window?"
A: "To see time fly!!!!!!"

Sneha from Bangkok says:
Q: "What did the dirt say to the rain?"
A: "If you keep this up my name will be MUD!!!!!!"

Christian from P.S. 79 says:
Q: "What do you call a cow on the ground?"
A: "Ground Beef!!!!!!"

Tonya from Bronx says:
Q: "What did the polite mouse say at dinner?"
A: "Cheese and thank you!!!!!!"

Nafda from England says:
Q: "Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?"
A: "It ran out of juice!!!!!!"

Rachel from Owen Sound says:
Q: "What did the sick banana say to the mom banana?"
A: "I don't peel good!!!!!!"

J-Dogg from M.S. 180 says:
Q: "Why did the get into the pizza business?"
A: "Because he wanted to make some dough!!!!!!"

Keli from Arlington says:
Q: "Where does a skunk sit in church?"
A: "In the pew!!!!!!"

Jenaya from Canada says:
Q: "What is black and white and red all over?"
A: "A penguin holding its breath!!!!!!"

Joan from Wiley Park says:
Q: "Why did the rooster cross the road?"
A: "To prove he's not a chicken!!!!!!"

Valerie from South Elementary says:
Q: "What is black and white and read all over?"
A: "A Newspaper!!!!!!"

Latrina from Hillman says:
Q: "What did one mathbook say to the other mathbook?"
A: "I have problems!!!!!!"

Jen from Seagrey says:
Q: "What do polite monsters say at dinner?"
A: "Pleased to eat you!!!!!!"

Katie from Brookhaven says:
Q: "What did the fries say to the chicken?"
A: "Ketch up!!!!!!"

Isabel from Hoboken says:
Q: "Why did Andy cross the playground?"
A: "To get to the other slide!!!!!!"

Jen from Brooklyn says:
Q: "What is black white and red all over?"
A: "A penguin holding its breath!!!!!!"

You can tell me a joke or riddle right here!
If it makes me laugh, I'll put your name up on
"Wacky's Wonderful Wall of Wit and Weirdness!"
Make it good, or I'll squirt you with my super soaker!

Just type your joke or riddle, your first name or nickname, and your town or school. That's all. No last names please! Unless your last name is Logic Clown like mine! Hah!
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